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Elliot Spitzer apologized to his family and the public after word leaked out
that he was involved with a prostitution ring of high-dollar call girls.
There's also a pesky political problem as well. As it happens, Spitzer
endorsed Hillary Clinton for the democratic presidential nominee.
Even candidate Hillary did not see this blindside coming.
Spitzer's endorsement disappeared off of the Clinton website
faster than when Mitt Romney dumped that toe-tapper
Larry Craig for his riverdance in the bathroom.
Insiders now say that Spitzer, a.k.a. "Client # 9,"
should have just dialed "9" and ordered pizza instead.